i have 3 moods:
- skips every song on my ipod
- lets the music play without interruption
- plays the same song on repeat for days
don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.
As a paid writer, I can confirm all of this.
when u try to tell ur friends a pun
when ur friend likes puns
I hope all of you end up living in houses similar to the ones you built for your sims to live in
so anyway I just found out Jim Carrey is an anti-vaxer
Oh sweet jesus it’s true
Oh fuck me.
listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like