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Team 12 + The Hunger Games Series.

person: do you have tumblr?
me: yes
person: whats your url?
me: no

zackisontumblr:

i have 3 moods:

  • skips every song on my ipod
  • lets the music play without interruption
  • plays the same song on repeat for days

do-not-touch-my-food:

Funfetti Cookie Dough Bites

burgrs:

[sprays u with water] no, bad opinion 

jessedgraham:

gayturians:

don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.

As a paid writer, I can confirm all of this.

absolita:

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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when ur friend likes puns

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meatbicyclevevo:

urtube:

I hope all of you end up living in houses similar to the ones you built for your sims to live in

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thanks

do-not-touch-my-food:

Cupcake / Ooh La La Sweets

diloolie:

sammvitches:

parkingstrange:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

nosdrinker:

so anyway I just found out Jim Carrey is an anti-vaxer

n…………………………..o

Oh sweet jesus it’s true

Oh fuck me.

kermitthefrrog:

listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

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willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy